Church of Hydrocarbons

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Church of Hydrocarbons – JR010

“Holy Smokes! Good evening and a very warm welcome brothers and sisters. It fills me with joy to see so many new faces that come to us for tonight’s Sunday service, thanks for coming.

Whether you’re here for Soul Diagnostics or a Commandments Check, we’re pleased to be at your service and remember that our doors will be open for you 24/7. Whether you’re with us for a Faith Test or a Dogma Repair, let us be the Dashboard Light that guides you to a transcendental spiritual journey. Whether you’re just passing by for the first time, or you’re a loyal believer with a loyalty card, thank you for being here. Whether you’re coming for petrol or peace, you’re in the right place. Amen.

Before we commence with tonight’s service I just wanted to let you know, on behalf of our beloved Hydrogen and Almighty Carbon, that shareholders of our Church do enjoy a discount on our Gases for life (and the rest of eternity). And with that we’ll begin brothers and sisters. Now on your knees…

Fill your tank, feed the soul,
we accommodate you,
one and all.

Dogma, fumes,
hydrocarbon plumes,
Let us commence,
let us prostrate.

In prayer of course,
to hydrogen, carbon,
and not forsaking,
a bit of fresh air.”

Limited Edition: 1 of 64 produced

Dimensions: 494 x 594 mm (Print)

Item can be purchased unframed or framed (artist recommends a simple black frame without a mount)

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Church of Hydrocarbons – JR010

“Holy Smokes! Good evening and a very warm welcome brothers and sisters. It fills me with joy to see so many new faces that come to us for tonight’s Sunday service, thanks for coming.

Whether you’re here for Soul Diagnostics or a Commandments Check, we’re pleased to be at your service and remember that our doors will be open for you 24/7. Whether you’re with us for a Faith Test or a Dogma Repair, let us be the Dashboard Light that guides you to a transcendental spiritual journey. Whether you’re just passing by for the first time, or you’re a loyal believer with a loyalty card, thank you for being here. Whether you’re coming for petrol or peace, you’re in the right place. Amen.

Before we commence with tonight’s service I just wanted to let you know, on behalf of our beloved Hydrogen and Almighty Carbon, that shareholders of our Church do enjoy a discount on our Gases for life (and the rest of eternity). And with that we’ll begin brothers and sisters. Now on your knees…

Fill your tank, feed the soul,
we accommodate you,
one and all.

Dogma, fumes,
hydrocarbon plumes,
Let us commence,
let us prostrate.

In prayer of course,
to hydrogen, carbon,
and not forsaking,
a bit of fresh air.”

Limited Edition: 1 of 64 produced

Dimensions: 494 x 594 mm (Print)

Item can be purchased unframed or framed (artist recommends a simple black frame without a mount)

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